I dunno about you but my dad's been retired for quite a time now, and instead of working, he drinks his days away. He plans to drink until death. To make his day a little bit happier, here's a list of eclectic dad's gifts you can almost exclusively get only on Amazon today.
And just like that, Christmas is done and gone. What's next? No, National Spaghetti Day—Valentine's Day silly! So, buy those Amazon trinkets today and get excited to wake up to something on your doorstep tomorrow. See you on gift-giving Valentine's Day!
We all have that luxurious friend—you know, the one who has the luxury of passing the time via reading books. Who could blame them, some human emotions can barely be explained in film and must be expressed in text. For that friend, there's this Amazon list.
You know you have that friend—you know, the one who's deathly afraid of jail and being away from WiFi (job loss). If work were a person it would be that friend. So, show some love for work, give that person a relief gift today.
Got a penchant for birthstones. They are amazing after all, there's only really one for each zodiac sign. Wouldn't it be amazing to have so many birth stone trinkets that you can simply give them away when somebody you like comes over? Same with other items here.
Ah yes mother dear, well if there's no partner in the house, you can always rely on 'dem good old 'rents. You know, the ones who had the mind to keep you while you were a little, tiny, unemployed child while other kids died. So, give the gift of at least a shampoo. Your mom needs it for sure.
Weddings—they make you risk it all. To celebrate returning to what you thought you would lose, here's a list. After all, Charlie Puth is very cute, AND he doesn't really sing that well in his concerts. So, grab a mic, and start ordering. You know you're thinking of mementos and memories.
You know you have that friend—you know, the one you admire for being able to live some type of way. I know I have friends who think that of me. So why not give a hey, I'd like to keep hanging out in your room gift and then leave with a grateful heart. Happy shopping!
It's funny how the word crush is a homophone for squash. For those above the crush list, say he knows how to speak a certain language, how to create a website organically, or having a national license. Here's a list to divert your energies into what you're already selling. Happy shopping!
